Bastienne Cross Poo Nurse Offers Fecal Transplant

They say old toilet slaves can’t learn new tricks but this one did! This is a twofold feat. First off, I had too much fibre the day before so my poo is not as solid and healthy as I would like plus I had to really push to get it out. The great thing about having toilet slaves is they eat what they get, not just the perfect poops. Also, he balances the poop on his mouth patiently until I give him the cue to chow down then he gobbles it all up obediently!